Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came to the US yesterday and was an OVERWHELMING success in making a total and complete ass out of himself. Two things. First, the Germans are nothing if not excellent record keepers, so it's very, very probable that if you think they didn't record the amount of Jews named "Jack" they killed accurately then you're one "Jack" off. Second, if there are no gays in Iran, or at any rate no gays you haven't rounded up, the quite frankly IRAN SUCKS. I'm not gay; No one in my family is gay; but you know what? I LIKE HAVING GAY PEOPLE AROUND. So if your country doesn't gay people then it sucks.
President Ahmadinejad, I don't want my country to go to war with your country. I think we screwed you over in the past and I'd like for us to be, if not friends, then at peace with each other.
But when you do this stupid crap...no, not only DO this stupid crap but go out of your way to come over here to our country to do this stupid crap, it makes it nigh-on impossible to hold off the Bushite morons who currently hold sway in this country.
Look, Germans can tell you every lug nut they expend in Mercedes Benz' exported to Iran. They can sure tell you every single Jew they pulled out of every single apartment in Berlin. They didn't overestimate.
And you never looked sillier than when you tried to say, with a straight face, that there are no gay people in Iran. You know, there may be no Democrats. There may be no good Chinese restaurants. I'm fairly sure that there are no good places to buy bagels in Iran. But there are gay people.
I know this, because when somebody says there are no gay people where they live, it's a pretty good indication that he's out there taking it up the butt from someone. Hell, we even let them serve in the Colorado Legislature these days.
Iran can't be more conservative than Utah.
So President Ahmadinejad, take it from your old pal Tim, one of the few people in the US that doesn't wan't to send B-52's your way, the Holocaust IS real. There ARE gay people in Iran. You will be a lot better off if you do not pull an ASS-HAT Cheney when flying around, talking to the US, lying and talking stupid shit.